tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2289482511228853984.post2330760178103823836..comments2023-12-16T05:27:05.041-06:00Comments on mexpatriate — in the key of steve: humor me on this oneSteve Cottonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00468378507171761868noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2289482511228853984.post-35140083959602397032011-04-02T08:08:21.609-06:002011-04-02T08:08:21.609-06:00As I noted elsewhere, my mother plays the accordio...As I noted elsewhere, my mother plays the accordion. We had several instruments around the house, but only one would make the dogs howl.Steve Cottonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2289482511228853984.post-73473824906778077952011-03-30T17:27:11.923-06:002011-03-30T17:27:11.923-06:00Several years ago in Salem, I saw a pickup bumper ...Several years ago in Salem, I saw a pickup bumper where the concept of paraprosdokian humor was put to effective use. There were three bumper stickers. In this order. (You will have to imagine the card suit designations. I can't get the comments to accept the symbols.)<br /><br />I [heart] my dog.<br />I [spade] my cat. <br />I [club] seals.Steve Cottonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2289482511228853984.post-72910851515501462332011-03-30T14:56:34.481-06:002011-03-30T14:56:34.481-06:00I am not going to touch that.I am not going to touch that.Steve Cottonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2289482511228853984.post-85744578698382354192011-03-30T11:04:10.884-06:002011-03-30T11:04:10.884-06:00Ah, bumper stickers. My favorite was 'Nuke a w...Ah, bumper stickers. My favorite was 'Nuke a whale for Jesus. Something to offend everybody.Elmerhodapnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2289482511228853984.post-64842638958054126192011-03-30T10:13:05.337-06:002011-03-30T10:13:05.337-06:00Always remember, Steve, to leave a small crack in ...Always remember, Steve, to leave a small crack in the bathroom window.<br /><br />anmANMnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2289482511228853984.post-83037320118958856612011-03-30T09:45:37.175-06:002011-03-30T09:45:37.175-06:00Good nominations.Good nominations.Steve Cottonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2289482511228853984.post-31409134853303775892011-03-30T08:33:03.953-06:002011-03-30T08:33:03.953-06:00And then there are bumper stickers:
I know how you...And then there are bumper stickers:<br />I know how you feel. I just don't care.<br />If I had half a mind, I'd be twice as smart as _______ (fill in the blank).<br />I really miss my ex......................But, my aim is getting better..<br />And my favorite of all time:<br />CAT JUGGLING!!!!! (which was much better in The Jerk.)Wexinoreply@blogger.com