Friday, October 12, 2012

ayes to the right; nays to the left


It's now up to you.

You have heard each contender's pitch.  So, pull out those electronic pencils and help Steve Cotton settle a portion of his indecisive life.

There are four choices.  Each with advantages and disadvantages.

Because I am one positive Joe,  I will accentuate the positive for each of our candidates.

Number one: Little Room with a view -- That vista over Tenacatita Bay is worth twice the price.  Cozy.  Easy to maintain.  Perfect for the writer who wants to get away from it all.

Number two: White House South -- Without the headaches of That Other Place up north.  Plenty of room.  A bedroom that would please the Sultan of Brunei.  A small municipality to itself.  Perfect for a big dog and big sound music.

Number three: Casa Mia Not Yet -- The coziness of option #1, but on the flat lands.  Urban.  A walking place.


Number four: The Beloved Garden Apartment -- Shade.  Breeze.  Garden.  Laguna.  Crocodiles.  Squirrels.  Birds galore.  All at a renter's price.

The poll is to the right.  And will stay open until the end of today (Friday).

My future is in your hands.  At least, to the extent I put it there.  Think Mexican presidential elections in the 1980s.